Nope! We are blessed beyond belief. 

We've been together for over ten years. At this point, our house is cozy and well-equipped.

Attending weddings isn't cheap - especially weddings in southern Wisconsin, in the middle of the week. We need nothing more than your best wishes and, ideally, your best dance moves.

If you are still moved to contribute, please consider the following:

Support the Young Chicago Authors - bringing poetry and playwriting to Chicago students, including the young members of Molly's spoken-word poetry team.

Donate to the Anti-Cruelty Society of Chicago - the origin of 2 of our 3 pets, and a local resource since 1899.

Okay, if you are going to be extremely stubborn about it: you can send us money using the button below. Sheesh.